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In this first ever release from ShutUpSystems we present a story the way it was meant to be seen, as a script (with minor grammatical and comma'ical errors (and nonvisual nudity(and graphic blood))) Zombies infest the world when a pair of comic store owners tire of their normal games and unleash a power hidden within the oldest issue of a zombie comic… And soon they are playing a game of life and death; where one possesses lives to destroy others, and rack up points, and the other brings the dead back for revenge, and more points.
The Demon Geeks create a storm in the already zombie infested world in order to return to Earth. Meanwhile, another alien race uses a storm to mask an alien invasion. The Tribbles are also back.
You know how when you're reaching your hand in the cookie jar and all of a sudden your neighbor stabs you in the eye with a fork? Well, that's how Earth feels right now. We were just minding our own damn business when all of a sudden, we got stabbed with a fork. In the fuking eye! And now they're just stabbing at us for the sake of watching us bleed... Those fuking aliens and demons... So tune in and watch the marvelous events! :)
When time travel and the power to imagine is only limited by one's imagination, errors can be made that can not be erased without crossing a line that one should never dare cross.If you like Time Travel, paradoxical occurrences, 90's memories, wizard-like abilities, and questionable sanity in an Author, then this is for you!
Join Ray on his insane adventure as he and his fellow cabana boy cellmate escape the spa, join a bloody frog war, and try to find a way back to Earth!
In this coming-of-age fictional autobiography, Abby Dominal, a yeti, reflects on his life of drug addiction, tragic loss, and his attempts to repair his relationship with the distant scientist who once raised him.
"Collection" is a short book and short audio book. It follows several once ordinary people as they are thrown into their now abnormal lives. Vampires, aliens, time travel, flight, super powers, if you have any of these then you will become property of the Collection; an underground containment facility that makes sure the world of the unknown stays unknown. But when Jerry attempts to transport himself through time, a freak storm wreaks havoc while a meteor shower fast approaches Earth. Aliens, Dragons, Vampires, superpowers..., everything that shouldn't be known is on the Collection's collection list. Cover Art by Mathew Johnson and Francesco Paola Ardizzone
I've Never Felt Better - Just One of the Guys, Who Track Down Vampires and Other Vampiric Beings.
